CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At CVS Pharmacy, a regular customer noticed something peculiar one morning. ‘Why is there a tiny footprint on the cash register?’ he asked aloud, glancing around suspiciously. A delivery driver overheard him and joked, ‘Oh, that’s just little Jimmy from down the street—he always sneaks in here after hours.’ Everyone laughed, but later that day, an excited child ran into the store shouting, ‘Mom, they said I’m too small to shop here!’ The manager smiled and replied, “Not today, you’re not!’

2. At dawn, when most pharmacies are quiet, an early bird walked into CVS Pharmacy and found a mysterious note taped to the counter. It read: 'Your midnight stocker has gone rogue—medicines swapped for candies!' The note had been signed with a doodle of a smiling pill turning into a lollipop. The cashier shrugged and said, ‘Guess our night stocker is more into sweets than sleep.’ A regular customer overheard and quipped, ‘Maybe he’ll swap my blood pressure pills next time for some chocolate!’ Everyone laughed, and life at CVS went back to normal—with maybe just a few extra candies in the medicine aisles.

3. At CVS Pharmacy, a delivery driver once complained loudly, ‘How do I know these pills aren’t expired? They’ve been sitting here since last century!’ A pharmacist calmly replied, ‘Sir, our expiration dates are digital—we never run out of centuries!’ The whole place burst into laughter, including the grumpy driver who suddenly looked sheepish.

4. At midnight, when even CVS Pharmacy seems asleep, a delivery driver pulled up with a frown. ‘What’s this strange package for?’ ‘It’s for an old lady down the street,’ he muttered, eyeing the oddly shaped box. A minute later, a neighbor emerged from her house, wearing pajamas and clutching a flashlight. ‘Thank heavens you’re here!’ she exclaimed. ‘I couldn’t figure out how to open this thing myself.’