About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked his colleagues, ‘Why does every box of tampons here seem to weigh exactly three pounds?’ Another colleague replied with a straight face, ‘Oh, that’s easy. It’s because each tampon is actually made from a special material that weighs precisely one ounce.’ The driver shook his head and said, ‘That can’t be right—my scale says these boxes are always exactly three pounds!’ A neighbor overhearing them laughed and explained, ‘It’s just a trick of marketing; they fill the boxes with extra air to make it feel like more product.’ Everyone chuckled, realizing the joke was on them.
2. In the waiting room one afternoon, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered, 'Mommy, what's that funny sign on the door?' Her mother glanced over and saw it too—a small plaque reading, 'Please knock twice if you are here for an IUD consultation.' The mother smiled and leaned closer, whispering back, ‘Honey, that's just our friendly way of saying “knock once for anything else.”’ The little girl nodded wisely, satisfied with her mom’s explanation—and so was everyone else in the waiting room who’d been giggling discreetly.
3. In the quiet hallway outside the exam rooms, a nurse noticed something peculiar one morning. A small package, wrapped in plain brown paper, had appeared on the counter near the reception desk. Curious passersby began speculating: was it a forgotten lunchbox or perhaps a mysterious delivery meant for someone else? As the day wore on, more and more packages mysteriously showed up—all wrapped identically in brown paper. Finally, an old lady from down the street stopped by and asked if anyone needed help with their groceries. Turned out, everyone thought it was just another delivery until they realized she’d been delivering everyone’s lunches for weeks!
4. One day, an elderly gentleman entered the office and announced with a twinkle in his eye, ‘I’ve been coming here longer than anyone can remember—twenty years now!’ The receptionist smiled politely but thought to herself, ‘That’s impossible—he must be confusing it with another practice.’ As he settled into the waiting room, a delivery driver glanced up from his phone and asked curiously, 'Are you really Dr. Triangle's first patient?' With a knowing smile, the old man replied, 'Of course not, sonny—I'm just the first one who remembers!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the receptionist, who realized that maybe, just maybe, twenty years wasn't such a stretch after all.