McCuiston Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside McCuison Law, he noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he caught a whiff of something oddly sweet and familiar. The scent grew stronger, reminding him of his grandmother’s famous apple pie. Smiling, he opened the door and walked in, only to discover that all the lawyers were deep in slumber, dreaming of briefcases filled with cash and clients who never paid their bills. The delivery driver chuckled, shook his head, and left them to it, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring cookies.’

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside McCuiston Law, he noticed an old man standing in the shadows of the building, muttering something about ‘briefs’ and ‘depositions.’ Curious, the delivery driver approached him, but just as he got close, the old man vanished into thin air. The next morning, a neighbor found an empty briefcase on the sidewalk with a note inside: 'Sorry for the inconvenience—McCuiston's out of town.'

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside McCuiston Law, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only flickering lights and empty desks. Then, out of nowhere, a voice said, ‘Can I help you?’ It was just the janitor, mopping floors in the dark. The driver laughed it off and drove away, but ever since then, locals joke that McCuiston Law is open 24/7—just not when anyone’s around.’

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up outside McCuiston Law, he found an oddly familiar briefcase in the trunk of his car. Curious, he opened it and found only a stack of old newspapers and a note that read: ‘Just in case you get lost on your route.’ Turns out, it was just a neighbor’s forgotten belongings. The next day, everyone had a good laugh over coffee.