Stoneman Law Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Stoneman Law Office, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s legal advice is brought to you by coffee from Acme Roasters.’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought, 'Now that's some unique advertising!' As he walked in with his package, he noticed everyone sipping their free coffee and nodding along to the lawyer's witty banter. Turning to his neighbor later, he said, 'Guess I’ll never know if they actually give good legal advice—all I got was great java!'

2. One day, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes outside Stoneman Law Office, he noticed something peculiar on the intercom: ‘Please pick up your pet dinosaur from reception.’ Curious, the driver went inside and found an old man sitting at the counter, holding what looked like a small toy dinosaur. ‘Oh,’ said the neighbor, glancing up. ‘I forgot to mention it in my will—can you take care of him for me?’

3. One afternoon, as a delivery driver was unloading packages near Stoneman Law Office, he noticed something peculiar: every time he placed a box on the ground, it seemed to whisper ‘deposition’ before vanishing into thin air. Finally, after hours of puzzling silence, an old janitor whispered back, ‘Discovery!’ and started laughing so hard that he dropped his mop. The boxes reappeared with a collective sigh, leaving only crumpled papers reading 'motion for continuance' behind.

4. One foggy morning, as a delivery driver approached Stoneman Law Office, he noticed something peculiar: every time he rang the bell, the echoes seemed to answer back with a different voice. Curious, the driver tried calling out ‘Hello?’ and heard an old man’s voice respond from inside. Thinking it was just his imagination, he left. But later that day, while walking past the office, he saw an elderly gentleman emerge, muttering, ‘I’ll meet you there.’ Turns out, the voices were coming from an eccentric neighbor who’d moved in next door and had a habit of eavesdropping through the walls.