Buselmeier Law Firm

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while delivering documents, a young lawyer noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside Buselmeier Law Firm's empty offices. No one else seemed to hear it, but whenever he passed that way, the noise grew louder. Finally, curiosity got the better of him, and he followed the sound into an old storage room. There, amidst dusty files and forgotten briefcases, sat an ancient gramophone playing a scratched vinyl record—‘99 Luftballoons’ by Nena. The young lawyer burst out laughing, realizing his mistake. From then on, everyone in town called him ‘the guy who thought a law firm had a secret robot band.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Buselmeier Law Firm with a heavy box under his arm. As he unlocked the door, something peculiar caught his eye—a faint glow seemed to be emanating from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man in a tweed suit, humming softly as he shuffled papers. The glow came from a candle on his desk. ‘Must be working late,’ thought the driver, smiling. He left the package and quietly slipped away. Next morning, everyone in town knew that Mr. Buselmeier was still the kindest lawyer around—even if he did seem to work odd hours.’

3. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Buselmeier Law Firm with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, he heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Please leave your delivery and never return.’ The delivery driver shrugged and left the box on the porch. Later that evening, his neighbor knocked on his door, asking why there was a strange package in front of his house. With a smile, the driver replied, 'I guess I missed my turn.'

4. At dawn, when most law firms are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up outside Buselmeier Law Firm with a mysterious package. The receptionist took it without question and disappeared into the depths of the building. Suddenly, from behind the door came a muffled voice: ‘Could you please sign here? It’s just a formality.’ A few minutes later, the receptionist emerged, holding a large box labeled ‘Coffee Machine Accessories’. Everyone laughed as she walked back to her desk, muttering something about never accepting deliveries before lunch.