Lincoln-Goldfinch Law

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up outside Lincoln-Goldfinch Law one morning, only to notice an odd-looking briefcase sitting on the passenger seat of the car next door. Curious, he walked over and peered inside—only to discover it was filled with old newspapers, dusty law books, and a single, crumpled note reading: ‘Take what you need.’ The delivery driver shrugged and took a few old documents, thinking they might come in handy someday. A couple hours later, while sorting through his newfound treasure, he found a faded envelope addressed to 'Future Owner.' Inside was another note: 'If you’re reading this, you must be doing better than I did!' Turns out, the office had been closed for decades.

2. A young associate at Lincoln-Goldfinch Law noticed something peculiar while walking home from work late one night. Every time he passed an old clock tower across the street, his cell phone inexplicably changed languages mid-call. Curious, he mentioned it to colleagues, but no one else seemed affected. One evening, a pizza delivery guy even stopped by and asked if he wanted to switch to Italian for dinner. Turns out, everyone’s phone was just picking up the language of the clock tower’s old radio broadcast. The young associate laughed it off as another quirky city tale until his new girlfriend teased him about being ‘too busy working at a law firm that speaks in foreign tongues.’

3. A delivery driver pulled up outside Lincoln-Goldfinch Law one morning, only to discover that someone had left behind an old, dusty ukulele in the back of their truck. The delivery driver, thinking it might belong to a regular client, brought the ukulele inside. To everyone’s surprise, including his own, he discovered that it played a perfect tune when strummed gently. Word spread quickly around town, and soon enough, Lincoln-Goldfinch Law became known not just for its legal expertise but also for hosting impromptu ukulele jam sessions during coffee breaks.

4. A delivery driver pulled up outside Lincoln-Goldfinch Law one morning and found a mysterious briefcase in his car's trunk. Curious but cautious, he left it untouched until his shift ended. That night, while watching late-night TV, the delivery driver noticed an old acquaintance onscreen—a neighbor who worked for Lincoln-Goldfinch Law. They joked that maybe their mysterious case was just a prank, like something out of a bad sitcom. The next day, the briefcase vanished as mysteriously as it appeared, never causing any real trouble.