About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At midnight in the quiet town of Austin, a delivery driver pulled up to the Texan Surgery Center with an urgent package. As he approached the door, a soft humming sound filled the air—something between a refrigerator and a spaceship's engine. Curious, he peered inside and saw a tiny robot surgeon, humming contentedly over his latest creation—a perfectly cooked steak. ‘Just another night at the Texan Surgery Center,’ whispered a nearby voice. The delivery driver turned around to see his neighbor waving cheerfully from behind the counter. ‘They do some strange stuff here,’ shrugged the neighbor, ‘but they always deliver on time.’
2. At dawn in Houston, a delivery driver pulled into the Texan Surgery Center parking lot, puzzled by an odd sight: a neatly wrapped package labeled ‘Laparoscopic Scissors’ sitting next to his truck. Curious, he picked up the box and noticed it was addressed to 'Dr. Johnson'. Glancing around nervously, he decided to deliver it himself. Later that day, while unpacking groceries, his wife found the same package among her purchases. Turns out, someone had accidentally swapped the labels on two identical boxes.
3. At dusk in Dallas, a delivery driver pulled into the Texan Surgery Center parking lot and noticed something odd—all the lights were off except for one tiny bulb flickering faintly inside. Curious, he approached the door, which opened with a gentle push. Inside, an old man in scrubs was humming softly as he tidied up the instruments on the table. ‘Just checking if everything’s alright,’ said the delivery driver sheepishly. The man looked up with a smile and replied, “Texan Surgery Center is closed today, but I’m always here for friendly chats.” And so began their weekly tradition of catching up over coffee outside the empty clinic.
4. At sunset in Fort Worth, a delivery driver pulled into the Texan Surgery Center parking lot and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Closed for annual organ cleaning.’ The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘Well, I guess they’re just taking some well-deserved rest.’ He left his package with a neighbor who happened to be walking by. Later that night, over coffee, she mentioned it was the strangest thing she’d heard since the time someone ordered two kidneys from Texan Surgery Center by mistake. The end.