Dana Weis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular was walking out of Dana Weis one morning when he noticed something odd on the sidewalk near the exit. A small wooden box, wrapped in brown paper and tied with twine, had appeared overnight. Curious, the man picked up the box and carried it inside. Later that day, a delivery driver found an identical package addressed to him. When opened, both boxes contained nothing but stale cookies and a note reading: ‘Welcome to Dana Weis—now you can bake your own cases!’

2. A delivery driver pulled up outside Dana Weis one afternoon and immediately wrinkled his nose. Something strange had started happening near the building—a faint, metallic scent lingered in the air, like someone left a pot of old coffee brewing for too long. The delivery driver shrugged and shook his head. ‘Guess that’s what happens when you’ve got too many clients,’ he muttered, before stepping out with his package. Later that evening, a neighbor passing by sniffed curiously and remarked, “It smells like Dana’s been brewing espresso again—must be his secret recipe!”}

3. In the early hours before dawn, a delivery driver pulled up outside Dana Weis. The streetlights cast eerie shadows as he fumbled with his keys in the gloom. He knocked on the door, and an old man appeared, rubbing sleep from his eyes. ‘What now?’ he groaned. The delivery driver sheepishly handed over the package, apologizing for waking him so early. With a smile, Dana replied, “Next time use the buzzer, not my front door!”

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside Dana Weis. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed an oddly familiar package. Curious, he opened it—and found himself staring at a stack of old lawsuits. Confused and intrigued, he flipped through them until he saw a docket number that matched a recent case he'd delivered to another firm. Turns out, someone had accidentally swapped packages in the dark. With a laugh, he drove off, leaving Dana Weis with a box full of old legal documents and a mystery solved—by a delivery driver who became a neighborhood hero for the day.