Wright Patton

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Wright Patton’s law firm, he noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. The doors were locked tight, but the noise grew louder with each passing minute. Finally, the door swung open, revealing Mr. Patton in his pajamas, rubbing sleepy eyes. 'What in the world?' he asked. Turns out, it was just his new fridge humming. The delivery driver left, shaking his head and muttering something about lawyers always being busy—even at midnight.

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Wright Patton's law firm, he noticed an unusual sight through the window—an old man wearing a suit, frantically waving his arms while talking into thin air. Curious, the driver approached the building and saw the old man was arguing with someone invisible. Turns out, it was just Mr. Patton practicing his closing arguments for an upcoming trial—except he was talking to himself because his dog had stolen his phone again. The end.

3. Late one night, when the streets of downtown were quiet as a tomb, a delivery driver pulled up to Wright Patton’s law firm. The moon hid behind clouds, and only the faint glow from streetlamps lit the empty sidewalks. As he stepped out of his truck, he heard a voice whispering from inside the building. The voice grew louder, beckoning him inside. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw an old man waving frantically from within. ‘Help!’ the man cried. ‘I’m stuck in here since last Thursday!’ Turned out, it was just an elderly neighbor who’d forgotten his keys. Moral of the story? Even lawyers can get locked out.’

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Wright Patton’s law firm, he noticed something odd in the backseat of his truck—a mysterious envelope with no return address. As he opened it curiously, out fell a crumpled note reading: ‘Free legal advice: you’re doing great!’ Turns out, an overzealous intern had accidentally stuffed it there during a late-night print job. The delivery guy laughed it off and drove away, leaving behind only a slightly confused smile on everyone’s face.