About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At SunTrust Bank one morning, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a peculiar request. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, glancing around nervously, ‘can you please tell me how much money I’ll have when I retire in twenty years?’ The teller smiled warmly and replied, 'Well sir, if you invest here at our current interest rates, you'll probably have enough for a nice cup of coffee every day after retirement!' The old man laughed heartily and walked away, muttering something about inflation.
2. At SunTrust Bank one day, a young man in a suit walked up to the teller and asked, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I just deposited my paycheck, but now I can't remember how much money I'm supposed to have!' The teller smiled gently. ‘Sir, did you check your receipt?’
‘No,’ he said sheepishly.
She opened his envelope, counted the bills aloud, and handed him back the exact amount. ‘You see, sir, it’s $873.’
He beamed, relieved. ‘Thank God for that!’}
3. At SunTrust Bank last week, a delivery driver asked the teller, ‘Do you guys keep your safes unlocked during lunch?’ The teller smiled and said, ‘Of course not! They’re always locked tight.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly and whispered, ‘Good thing, then—my lunchbox has wheels!’ Everyone laughed, including the surprised security guard who had overheard.
4. At SunTrust Bank yesterday, a customer asked the teller, 'Excuse me, do you accept deposits from ghosts?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘We only handle cash here, sir.’ The customer nodded knowingly and said, ‘I see. Then could I deposit some of my invisible money?’ Everyone in line burst out laughing, including the teller, who responded with a warm smile, ‘Maybe next time, friend!’