About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when most law firms were quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to The Siemon Law Firm with an unusual package. As he approached the door, the receptionist’s cat began behaving strangely, meowing insistently and pointing towards the window. Upon closer inspection, the driver saw that the envelope was addressed to ‘Siemon Law Firm’ but had no return address. Curious, he opened it to discover a note reading: “Dear Attorneys, please find enclosed your weekly coffee allowance.” Inside was a bag of freshly brewed beans from the local café. From then on, whenever someone delivered something strange to The Siemon Law Firm, everyone assumed it was just another friendly neighborhood prank.
2. In the late afternoon, a young boy walked past The Siemon Law Firm, staring wide-eyed at the strange sounds coming from inside. His mother called after him, but he didn’t move until a familiar voice boomed through the open window: 'And that, Mr. Smith, is why you should always double-check your paperwork!' Finally, the boy turned around and asked curiously, ‘Is that man always yelling like that?’ With a smile, his mom replied, ‘No, only when someone brings in a really complicated contract.’
3. One morning, while passing by The Siemon Law Firm, a neighborhood cat began making peculiar sounds outside its windows. Curious neighbors peered through blinds but saw nothing unusual—just an ordinary office building. Suddenly, from inside came a muffled voice: ‘Hey, stop that! This isn’t my fault!’ Turns out, someone had left the window open, and a regular was using it as a shortcut for his morning coffee run.
4. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up to The Siemon Law Firm. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar: the firm’s sign seemed to be glowing faintly in the moonlight. Curious, he approached and knocked on the door. To his surprise, an old cat emerged from inside, stretched lazily, and walked away without batting an eye. The next day, when the delivery driver mentioned it to his colleague, everyone just smiled and said, ‘That’s Siemon’s cat. He keeps the place hauntingly lit.’