KMCL

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to KMCL with an urgent package. As he approached the door, he heard a voice from inside calling out: 'Hey, you missed our last meeting!' Curious, he peered through the window and saw only empty desks and closed offices. ‘Must be a prank,’ he thought, but then noticed a small sign reading ‘K.M.C.L.: Just Missing One Letter.’ Smiling, he drove off into the night, wondering if anyone would ever notice.’

2. One morning, a neighbor knocked on the KMCL door and asked for directions to the courthouse. The receptionist replied, 'Just go straight until you see the statue of Justice holding scales—she’s our receptionist today.' Soon after, a delivery driver arrived with a package labeled ‘Important Evidence.’ The receptionist took it without batting an eye and said, ‘Thanks, I’ll just put this in her hands.’ Everyone laughed as they realized she was still holding the giant marble scales. Moral of the story? Sometimes justice is blind…and clumsy.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to KMCL with an urgent package. As he approached the reception desk, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Please leave your package here, and don’t forget to sign the invisible clipboard.' The delivery guy shrugged and signed the empty space on the table. Suddenly, a friendly voice from behind said, ‘Welcome to KMCL—we handle everything here!’ Turning around, he saw only a smiling shadow in the dimly lit hallway. The next morning, everyone at KMCL proudly announced they’d hired their first ghost employee.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to KMCL with an urgent package. As he walked inside, he noticed something odd—a strange envelope taped to the back of the receptionist’s chair. Curious, he picked it up and read: ‘To the best lawyer in town—happy birthday!’ Turning around, he saw the receptionist smiling warmly. ‘Oh, sorry,’ she said, ‘I forgot to mention—it’s our boss’s surprise party tonight.’ The delivery driver laughed, shaking his head. ‘Next time,’ he thought, ‘maybe I should check the mail before delivering it.’