About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, as a delivery driver approached Jones Day’s dimly lit parking lot, he muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t hire another partner tonight.’ Suddenly, from behind a nearby Dumpster emerged a gruff voice: ‘Hey, you missed our new sign-up sheet!’ Startled, the driver looked up to see an old janitor waving a clipboard. Turns out, Jones Day was hiring not partners, but enthusiastic volunteers for their annual office cleanup day.
2. Late one Friday afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Jones Day's ominous loading dock. As he unloaded boxes, an eerie voice crackled over the intercom: 'Please be advised, all packages delivered here must contain exactly 13 staples.' Confused, the delivery guy counted carefully—thirteen staples in each box. He finished his task and left, shaking his head. The next Monday, a neighbor asked if he’d seen anything unusual that day. With a smile, he replied, ‘Just another routine delivery to Jones Day—this time with thirteen staples.’
3. In the early morning hours, a delivery driver parked his truck next to Jones Day’s unlit loading dock. As he unloaded boxes into the gloom, something glinted in the corner of his eye—a strange object nestled among the crates. Curious, he reached for it and found an old, dusty pair of reading glasses. ‘Finally,’ he muttered, ‘someone else forgot their specs here.’ He laughed and continued his work, not realizing that those glasses belonged to none other than the firm’s senior partner, who had misplaced them days ago.
4. On a particularly foggy morning, a delivery driver navigated Jones Day’s empty corridors, wondering if anyone would even notice if he took just one quick break. As he approached the elevators, his phone buzzed with a message from a neighbor: ‘Did you see that mysterious figure in the lobby?’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought, ‘Probably just another Jones Day ghost story.’