Georgia Injury Center - Hurt 911

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a box of donuts for the staff. As he walked into the reception area, he noticed an unusual sign on the wall that read 'Hurt 911' instead of the usual 'Emergency'. Curious, he asked one of the lawyers what it meant. The lawyer smiled and replied, ‘It’s our new marketing campaign—we want clients who are hurting for doughnuts!’ The delivery driver burst out laughing, realizing they’d been had, but in a good-natured way.

2. One day, a regular walked in and asked the receptionist, ‘Why do you always answer the phone like that?’ The receptionist replied, ‘What other way is there to say “Hurt 911”?’ A delivery driver then popped his head in and quipped, ‘I thought it was an emergency hotline!’ The receptionist smiled and said, ‘Well, now everyone knows how to reach us—just dial HURT 911 anytime!’

3. A neighbor stopped by one afternoon, carrying an unusual package wrapped in brown paper. As he approached the front desk, he whispered, 'I heard they can fix anything here...' The receptionist raised an eyebrow and asked curiously, ‘Fix anything? Even a broken heart?’ The neighbor grinned sheepishly and replied, ‘Well, I hope not—just my printer.’ They both laughed as the neighbor left, leaving behind a strange humming sound from the package. A few minutes later, a delivery driver arrived with a straight face, asking, ‘Is anyone here for “Hurt 911”?’

4. One evening, a regular asked the receptionist, 'What does your sign outside mean—“Hurt 911”?' The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘It means if you’re hurt real bad, just dial 911.’ The regular nodded thoughtfully before adding, ‘So that’s why it’s called “Hurt 911,” not “Help 911.”’ Everyone laughed, including the delivery driver who’d overheard the conversation.