U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another Monday morning at U.S. Bank. A delivery driver was unloading boxes when he noticed something strange—one of the boxes seemed to be moving on its own. The box started wobbling and then slowly crawled towards a nearby trashcan. Everyone watched in amazement as it neatly placed itself inside. Turned out it was just a squirming banana. The delivery driver grinned and said, ‘Guess I’ll grab some bananas next time.’

2. A delivery driver was unloading boxes when he noticed something unusual in one of them—a small, dusty violin. Curious, he took it out and brought it to the teller’s counter. Word spread quickly among customers, who began stopping by every day to hear him play during lunch breaks. It turned out to be an antique worth a fortune. The bank decided to hold a concert series featuring local musicians, and soon enough, U.S. Bank became known for its daily musical interludes. Even the grumpiest old aunts in the neighborhood started bringing their homemade cookies to share with the delivery driver, who now played there every afternoon after his shift.

3. A little girl walked into her dad’s U.S. Bank branch after school. She looked up at the teller and asked, ‘Dad said you give money for nothing?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Only if you have a deposit, sweetie.' The little girl thought for a moment then proudly showed her piggybank. 'This is my savings,' she announced. Everyone in line burst out laughing, including the teller who helped her count her coins.

4. At U.S. Bank, customers often glanced curiously at an old man who entered every Tuesday wearing identical outfits and carrying a small bag. One day, over the intercom came a message: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, could Mr. Consistent please report to Customer Service?’ Upon approaching the counter, Mr. Consistent was greeted warmly by the manager. ‘We’ve been expecting you,’ she said with a smile. Turns out, he had been depositing exactly $87.65 each week for the past five years—an amount that always added up perfectly to his exact balance. The crowd erupted in laughter as the manager explained, ‘He’s our secret savings machine!’