Safelite AutoGlass

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside Safelite AutoGlass, he heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—we’ve got a new policy: if your windshield is ever broken by a flying bird, bring it in for free!’ Word quickly spread around town, and soon enough, every time someone saw a bird near Safelite AutoGlass, they’d exclaim, ‘Look out, here comes another feathered vandal!’ A few days later, a regular customer walked in with his windshield intact but said proudly, ‘I brought my bird-proofing certificate!’ Turns out, Safelite AutoGlass had quietly installed special netting around their premises—a little secret to keep both birds and customers happy.

2. A little boy walked into Safelite AutoGlass one afternoon, pointing and whispering excitedly to his mother. ‘Mom, look!’ he said, staring up at the ceiling. ‘What’s that?’ she asked curiously. The employee looked up too—and saw nothing but ordinary fluorescent lights. Suddenly, an old man in a safari hat appeared from behind a counter and exclaimed, 'Sonny, those are just our new LED mood lights!' Everyone burst out laughing—even the little boy's mom relaxed, realizing it was just another Safelite prank. From then on, whenever someone mentioned ghosts or aliens, everyone would wink knowingly and say, “Probably just Safelite again.”

3. A curious poodle named Max kept darting into Safelite AutoGlass every time its owner parked there. The staff grew used to him sniffing around the tires and staring intently at the glass repair equipment. One day, a delivery driver arrived with a crate of fresh flowers. Curious Max sneaked in just as the worker opened it—only to discover a sleeping parrot inside! Startled, everyone watched as Max tried to decide whether to guard the bird or continue his tire inspection. Eventually, he settled for both duties simultaneously.

4. One day, while waiting for his windshield replacement, a regular leaned over to another customer and whispered, ‘Did you hear that the glass here talks back?’ The other guy shook his head and replied, ‘No, I didn’t.’ The first one leaned closer, eyes wide with excitement, whispering, ‘Wait till you hear what it said to me yesterday!’ Just then, the mechanic called their names, and they both burst out laughing as they walked towards the counter.