Kroger Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Kroger Pharmacy, a regular customer once exclaimed, ‘I just saw the strangest thing!’ It turned out he’d spotted a delivery driver talking to himself in the parking lot. It seemed that the driver was arguing with an invisible passenger in his truck—until it turned out he was simply negotiating the price of some imaginary groceries with his neighbor who happened to be walking by.

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Kroger Pharmacy, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw a shadowy figure behind the counter, softly singing in an unfamiliar language. The delivery driver watched for a moment, then knocked gently on the glass. The figure turned around with a mischievous smile, revealing a pair of bright red lips. 'Oh,' it said in perfect English, 'just practicing my new language!' Turns out it was just an enthusiastic pharmacist learning Portuguese for his next vacation.

3. Early in the morning, when most pharmacies are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Kroger Pharmacy. As he unloaded boxes, he noticed something odd—a small dog had wandered into the loading bay. The delivery driver whistled softly, attracting the little fellow’s attention. The dog trotted over curiously and sniffed his hand before jumping onto the box of pain relievers. ‘Looks like you found your own prescription,’ laughed the driver, scratching the dog behind the ear. A few minutes later, a concerned neighbor knocked on the pharmacy door asking if anyone had seen a lost pooch—turns out it was their family pet who’d been missing for days.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Kroger Pharmacy, he noticed something odd: a soft humming sound coming from inside the empty building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old cash register softly glowing, playing some strange version of ‘Happy Birthday.’ Turns out, it was just the pharmacist’s pet goldfish, Bob, celebrating his annual aquatic birthday party with a vintage jukebox. The delivery driver left smiling, wondering if maybe Kroger Pharmacy had more interesting customers than he’d ever known.