Kroger Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Thompson entered Kroger Pharmacy for his daily medication pick-up. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist announced over the intercom: 'Attention, please! If you see a blue parakeet flying around the store, do not panic—it’s just our new delivery driver's pet!' Mr. Thompson looked around puzzled but smiled when he saw a small, brightly colored bird perched on the shoulder of a young man in a delivery uniform. ‘That must be the parakeet,’ he whispered to himself. The pharmacist then added: 'And if you hear any strange noises coming from the back room—don’t worry, it’s probably just him practicing his whistling!'

2. One morning in Kroger Pharmacy, a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen such a lineup of cough syrup!’ The pharmacist looked up quizzically and replied, ‘Really? I thought it was just our usual Tuesday.’ A few days later, an elderly neighbor popped in and asked curiously, 'Did you finally run out of that special brand?' The pharmacist shook his head with a smile, 'No, ma'am—just our usual Tuesday crowd!'

3. In Kroger Pharmacy one afternoon, a customer asked the cashier, 'Do you have any aspirin that talks?' The cashier replied, 'Not yet, but we're working on it!' Just then, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and said, ‘Excuse me, do you have any aspirin that walks as well?’ The cashier looked up with a straight face and answered, ‘No sir, but if we find some, we'll let you know!’

4. In Kroger Pharmacy one evening, a regular announced loudly, 'I just saw a ghost!' The pharmacist raised an eyebrow and replied, 'Sir, we've had that same prescription mix-up three times today.' Then, a delivery driver chimed in, ‘Me too! I saw a ghost delivering your prescriptions!’ The pharmacist smiled and said, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for happy hour—on me.’