About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while a young boy was waiting for his dad outside Jeremy Normand's office, he noticed something odd. The usually calm delivery driver fumbled with his keys and muttered under his breath as he approached the front door. Finally, the driver unlocked the door and said, ‘State Farm… I mean, Normandy! Must be that new coffee!’ The boy giggled and whispered to himself, ‘Dad’s gonna love this story.’
2. One day, as an elderly gentleman approached Jeremy Normand’s office, he noticed something odd on the intercom: ‘Attention all drivers! Next customer is allergic to sales pitches.’ As soon as Jeremy heard the message, he cracked a smile and greeted his next client warmly. The old man walked in, nodded at the sign, and said, 'Finally, someone who understands my sensitivities!' They spent a pleasant afternoon discussing insurance policies over tea and cookies.
3. In the early hours of dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Jeremy Normand’s office. Something felt off—all the lights were on, but there wasn’t a sound inside. The delivery driver knocked gently, and suddenly Jeremy Normand appeared, bleary-eyed, wearing only his pajamas. ‘State Farm called,’ he muttered sleepily, accepting the package without even checking its contents. The next morning, everyone in town knew that Jeremy had accidentally ordered a case of doughnuts instead of insurance documents.’
4. While walking past Jeremy Normand’s office one afternoon, a neighbor exclaimed, ‘I thought I saw Jeremy flying out of here yesterday!’ Another neighbor overheard and chimed in: ‘He must’ve taken that new state-of-the-art hoverboard!’ Jeremy just smiled and waved, knowing full well he was still stuck behind his desk, selling insurance policies to a regular.}