Ellington Autoglass

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular dropped by Ellington Autoglass one morning with his usual toolbox and clipboard. As he walked through the workshop door, something odd caught his eye—a strange-looking wrench nestled among the tools on the counter. Curious, he picked it up and noticed that it had an unusual design—three interlocking circles etched into its handle. ‘What’s this?’ he muttered, turning to the mechanic working nearby. The mechanic shrugged nonchalantly, ‘Oh, that? That’s just our new secret tool for fixing impossible windshields.’ A few minutes later, a delivery driver arrived with a box of donuts, smiling sheepishly as he explained, ‘I thought you guys could use these after finding such an interesting wrench!’

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Ellington Autoglass one afternoon, puzzled by the sign in the window: ‘We fix cars, not relationships.’ Curious, he asked the mechanic, ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’ The mechanic smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, when a couple comes in with their car problems, they often leave their relationship issues outside.' A delivery driver nodded thoughtfully, realizing it was good advice for life too. 'So,' he said, 'you’re like a therapist for cars?' The mechanic laughed heartily, shaking his head: 'No, just someone who knows how to keep things running smoothly.'

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Ellington Autoglass one afternoon, puzzled by the sign in the parking lot: ‘Free Windshield Repair for Birds.’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought, ‘What a strange place!’ As he walked inside, an old man approached him with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Just park your bird here,’ he said, pointing to the empty spot next to a cage with a parrot squawking, ‘and come back later.’ The driver returned later that day with a smile, only to find his windshield pristinely fixed—by some clever birdproofing tape and a note reading, “Thanks for visiting our feathered friends!”

4. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to Ellington Autoglass, puzzled by the neon sign that read: ‘Closed for Lunch—Open for Dinner.’ The driver knocked on the door, and an old man appeared, rubbing his eyes. 'Ah, finally someone here!' he yawned. 'We’re open now—dinner time.' The driver smiled, thinking it was some quirky local custom. Little did he know, the owner just liked working late after eating a big meal.