About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a regular asked the insurance agent, ‘Do you sell policies for cars that can drive themselves?’ The agent looked puzzled but replied, ‘We only insure what’s here on Earth.’ The regular laughed and said, ‘I meant self-driving cars!’ The agent smiled back, shaking his head with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Next time,’ he quipped, ‘maybe we’ll start selling policies for unicorns too.’
2. One morning, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and announced over the intercom, 'I’d like to insure my new flying car!' The agent blinked a few times before replying, ‘Sir, I’m afraid we only offer insurance for cars that drive on roads.’ The old man smiled and said, ‘Oh, don’t worry—next week it’ll be street legal!’ And with that, he walked out whistling.
3. One afternoon, a little girl walked into the office holding her teddy bear tightly. She looked up at the receptionist and whispered, ‘Mommy says you can make my bear drive itself!’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied softly, 'Well, sweetheart, I can't really do that, but maybe your bear could be the safest passenger ever!' A few minutes later, an older gentleman approached the counter with a worried expression. 'Excuse me,' he said, 'I just delivered some packages here—where’s that noisy teddy bear?'