Bhatia & Bhatia CPA

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unseasonably warm November morning when the mailman delivered an envelope with no return address to Bhatia & Bhatia CPA. A regular, glancing over from his desk, noticed it and whispered something to another employee. Curious, they opened it to find a crumpled piece of paper with just one sentence: ‘Your taxes are in order—congratulations on your millionth dollar year!’ The whole office erupted into laughter, realizing it was yet another prank from their friendly neighborhood accountant who liked to keep things interesting.

2. At dawn, when most accountants were deep in sleep, a delivery truck pulled up outside Bhatia & Bhatia CPA's office. The driver, rubbing his eyes, noticed something peculiar on the door: a handwritten sign reading 'Open only if your taxes are perfect.' The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘Well, my returns are always clean as a whistle.’ He pushed the door, which swung open silently. Inside, rows of calculators blinked their LEDs like little eyes, while pencils hovered mid-air over empty pages. A voice whispered from behind an old desk: ‘About time you got here!’ Turning around was just a friendly neighborhood accountant who’d been practicing his jokes for decades.

3. At closing time, a regular shouted out to the accountants: ‘I just saw your office float past my window!’ One evening, a delivery driver pulled up and asked curiously, ‘Guys, why is your office sticking out of our building?’ The accountants just smiled and replied, ‘Oh, that’s just an audit in progress.’

4. At lunchtime, a regular entered the accounting firm and announced loudly, 'Did you hear? The IRS is now accepting payments in cryptocurrency!' The room fell silent for a moment before everyone burst out laughing. One of the accountants joked, ‘Finally, no more late fees for those unpaid taxes!’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘I’ll just pay my rent in Bitcoin next month.’ The regular grinned, clearly enjoying his little prank, as he ordered another coffee and settled back into his usual spot.