Alpha Collision Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Alpha Collision Center with an unusual package. As he walked in, a regular glanced curiously at him and asked what it was. ‘Just some old parts,’ the driver replied, grinning enigmatically. ‘Old parts?’ the regular scoffed. ‘More like alien tech!’ The driver winked and said, ‘You’ll see.’ Later that day, as everyone left for lunch, they found a note on the door: “Sorry for the inconvenience—we’re fixing time itself.” When they returned, everything was back to normal, except the clock now read 12:01 PM.

2. At dawn one day, a delivery driver pulled up to Alpha Collision Center with an unusual beeping sound. The mechanic on duty, scratching his head, asked him, 'Did you bring that noise?' The delivery driver sheepishly replied, ‘No, it’s my alarm clock.’ Turns out he had set his truck’s horn to double as an early-morning wake-up device. Everyone laughed, and the mechanic joked, ‘Next time, could you maybe use the doorbell?’

3. At first light, a delivery driver pulled up to Alpha Collision Center with something odd under his arm. The garage door hadn’t even opened yet. As he approached the counter, the driver whispered, ‘Hey, Joe, check out what I found—looks like an old remote control for your favorite TV show.’ Joe blinked, then laughed and said, ‘You’re early today!’ And that’s how Alpha Collision Center got its new mascot—a talking remote control named Bob.’

4. At sunrise, a delivery driver pulled up to Alpha Collision Center with a mysterious package. ‘This looks like it could be trouble,’ muttered the mechanic as he eyed the oddly shaped box. As the mechanic opened the box, out popped a tiny pigeon that had somehow gotten stuck inside. The whole place erupted in laughter when they realized the bird was just trying to find its way home. 'Guess today’s our lucky day,' said one of the mechanics, gently releasing the confused pigeon back into the morning sky.