About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up outside the Law Office of Michael J. Sgarlat, he noticed an unusual sign taped to the door. It read: ‘Today’s Legal Advice: If you see a pigeon wearing glasses, don’t ask it for legal counsel.’ The delivery driver chuckled and shook his head, thinking that maybe Mr. Sgarlat had a sense of humor after all. Just then, a pigeon with spectacles waddled past the window, giving him a quizzical look. The driver smiled and whispered, 'Guess not today!'
2. A local delivery driver once asked with a straight face: ‘Why does Mr. Sgarlat’s office always seem to be so busy, even on weekends?’ Another neighbor overheard and chimed in: ‘Oh, that’s easy,’ he said knowingly. ‘Mr. Sgarlat must be really good at his job—everyone needs him!’ The delivery driver nodded thoughtfully, then laughed under his breath as he drove off, clearly convinced.
3. A delivery driver once exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen so many papers in one place—even my uncle’s office isn’t this messy!' Finally, a neighbor joked, ‘Maybe they’re preparing for an apocalypse—they’ll definitely need all those forms!’ And indeed, whenever there was a storm or power outage, Mr. Sgarlat’s office seemed to survive just fine.
4. At dawn, when most law offices are quiet, a delivery driver noticed an unusual sight: stacks upon stacks of documents piled higher than he’d ever seen before. Curious, he peeked inside and found only one man frantically sorting papers—Michael J. Sgarlat himself. ‘What’s going on?’ asked the driver. With a tired smile, Mr. Sgarlat replied, “Just preparing for my biggest case yet.” The delivery guy nodded knowingly and left, muttering under his breath, “That guy must be either really busy or has too many clients named Smith.”