About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One day, a regular walked into Valex Federal Credit Union and asked the teller, ‘Do you have any idea why I keep seeing dollar bills floating outside your window?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Oh, those are just our special “windblown bonuses.” They’re meant to bring good luck to everyone who passes by!’ A delivery driver passing by chuckled and said, ‘Guess I’ll be rich today then—better watch out for pennies too!’
2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Valex Federal Credit Union with an unusual package marked ‘Top Secret’. The guard overheard him whispering into his walkie-talkie: ‘Code red, they’re expecting me…’ As he approached the entrance, the guard waved him in curiously. Inside, everyone was standing around a mysterious box, whispering excitedly. Turns out it was just a new safe for the vault—‘top secret’ meant nothing more than ‘very heavy.’ A regular chuckled and said, ‘Next time, maybe mark it “Fragile”?’
3. One afternoon, a little girl followed her mom into Valex Federal Credit Union. As she approached the counter, the cashier’s smile froze mid-wave when he saw something odd in her hand—a tiny piggy bank that kept playing ‘Happy Birthday’ on repeat. Turns out, it was just an old record stuck inside, and everyone had a good laugh. The little girl blushed, while the cashier pretended not to notice how cute she was. From then on, Valex became known for its musical surprises—though none quite as memorable as that birthday piggy.
4. One day, as customers were lining up at Valex Federal Credit Union, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention, please be advised that our ATM is now accepting deposits.’ A confused delivery driver asked if he could withdraw some cash instead of depositing it, but no one knew what to do. Finally, an elderly lady from the line raised her hand and said, 'Sonny, why don't you just take out what you need? We’ll figure out how to put the rest in later!' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that maybe the machine was just having a senior moment too.