About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Law Offices of Lloyd K. Benedict and noticed an odd sound coming from inside—a low humming that seemed to shift like waves. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and peered through the window, only to see rows upon rows of old typewriters, each tapping out the same mysterious rhythm. As he watched, the lights flickered, and suddenly, the room was filled with an eerie silence. Startled, our delivery driver jumped back into his truck, only to realize he'd left his headlights on—and they were shining right onto the office’s sign, illuminating the words ‘Lloyd K. Benedict—Specializes in Lost Keys!’ With a laugh, he drove off, muttering, 'Guess I found my way out!'
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Law Offices of Lloyd K. Benedict and noticed an ominous sign on the door: ‘Closed for Legal Reasons.’ Curious, he knocked, only to hear a faint voice from within saying, ‘We’re open twenty-four seven—just not today!’ Finally, the driver heard a gruff voice: 'Just leave it outside!' Reluctantly, he placed the package near the door. Moments later, the same voice added, 'And next time, knock louder!'
3. Late one night, an anxious neighbor knocked on the door of Law Offices of Lloyd K. Benedict. ‘Mr. Benedict,’ she whispered, ‘my cat keeps coming here every midnight!’ ‘What kind of cat is it?’ asked Mr. Benedict sleepily. ‘A black one,’ replied the neighbor. With a yawn, he said, ‘That must be my mailman’s cat—she always comes in here for midnight snacks.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the Law Offices of Lloyd K. Benedict with a box full of documents. As he stepped out, he noticed something odd—a strange note taped to the office door. Curious, he picked it up and read: 'To avoid legal trouble, always park your car in reverse.' Was it a prank or a real warning? The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘Why not?’ so he backed his truck into the parking lot. Later that evening, as he left, he saw an old man walking towards him, muttering, ‘Finally someone listens!’ Turned out it was just the building’s eccentric janitor.’