About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to State Farm and said, ‘I’ve never seen so many happy accidents!’ Inside, everyone just smiled and nodded. A few days later, another delivery guy arrived with a box full of donuts. He grinned and said, ‘I guess State Farm really does cover everything!’ Everyone laughed and went back to work—happy and satisfied.
2. A customer entered State Farm one day and asked the agent, 'Why do you always seem so cheerful when I come here?' The agent smiled warmly and replied, ‘Because every time someone walks through that door, I get paid to help them.’ The customer nodded knowingly, realizing he’d just been had with a little insurance humor.
3. A curious neighbor knocked on the door of State Farm one afternoon and asked, "Do you really sell umbrellas here?" The agent smiled and replied, ‘Well, sir, we do carry a wide selection—from tiny parasols for your keys to giant ones for your boat!’ The neighbor scratched his head, clearly perplexed, but then broke into laughter, realizing it was just another quirky State Farm story.
4. A new employee started at State Farm and asked an old-timer, ‘How come everyone here always seems so cheerful?’ The veteran replied, ‘That’s because we’re insuring happiness!’ After a while, another newbie approached the old timer with a puzzled look. ‘Hey, I just saw Bob from accounting crying in the bathroom.’ The old-timer nodded knowingly. ‘Ah, that must be our sadness claim.’