About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Greco & Wozniak P.A., he stopped mid-step—something unusual had caught his eye. The firm’s usual sharp scent of coffee and law books was replaced by an unexpected aroma: freshly baked cookies wafting from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw Mr. Greco, wearing his glasses askew, hunched over a stack of documents while munching on a cookie. ‘What am I missing here?’ he mumbled, licking crumbs off his fingers. A delivery driver chuckled softly and drove away, leaving behind only the faint smell of coffee—and now, chocolate chips—floating in the crisp morning air.
2. A little girl walked past Greco & Wozniak P.A. one afternoon and suddenly stopped dead in her tracks. Her eyes widened as she pointed up at something no one else could see—a tiny golden key dangling from an invisible chain above the door. Suddenly, a delivery driver looked up curiously and asked, ‘Is that a leprechaun’s lucky charm?’ The little girl giggled and shook her head, replying, ‘No, it’s just Greco & Wozniak’s secret sign—if you see it, you’ll always get a free cup of coffee!’
3. A young lawyer entered Greco & Wozniak P.A. one stormy night, only to freeze in place when he heard two voices arguing through the closed door. The voices were identical, yet distinctly different—one deep and booming, the other high-pitched and shrill. He leaned closer, trying not to disturb them, but couldn’t help overhearing phrases like 'depositions tomorrow' and 'pleadings due'. Finally, curiosity got the better of him, and he knocked on the door. Inside stood an old man wearing a fedora and holding a briefcase, addressing his reflection in the mirror: ‘Dammit, Greco, you’re supposed to be handling depositions today!’ Turns out it was just an eccentric senior partner practicing his closing arguments in front of his own image. The rookie laughed nervously and introduced himself as ‘Wozniak’—which earned him a warm smile and a job offer.
4. One foggy morning, an old lady was crossing the street near Greco & Wozniak P.A. when she exclaimed, ‘I thought I saw that sign move!’ Suddenly, a young delivery driver appeared from around the corner and called out, 'Ma’am, it’s just the reflection of our office sign on your glasses!' The old lady smiled and said, 'Well, thank goodness for that! I’d hate to think I’m being followed by a moving law firm.' Everyone laughed, and she continued her way home, whistling a happy tune.