About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular asked the clerk, ‘Why does every package here look like it’s going to The UPS Store itself?’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘Because every package that leaves here is actually addressed to “The UPS Store, Attn: Everyone Who Needs This Package.”’ A delivery driver overheard and shook his head, laughing: ‘That explains why I never see those packages again!’
2. One day, a delivery driver complained to the manager, ‘Every time I come here, my packages mysteriously gain an extra pound!’ The manager thought for a moment and replied, ‘That’s because every package you bring in has a little note attached saying “+1 lb.”’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘Oh, that explains it!’ Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, everyone left with their correct weights.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to The UPS Store and noticed something unusual. As he approached the door, he heard a faint humming sound, almost like a swarm of bees, coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a small old man in a bowler hat sorting packages with meticulous care. ‘Excuse me,’ said the driver gently. The man turned around, smiled warmly, and replied, “Oh, hello there! Just helping Santa get everything ready for tomorrow.” And with that, he went back to his work, humming softly to himself.’
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to The UPS Store and noticed an unusual package on the loading dock. Curious, he picked it up—only to discover it was filled with tiny handwritten notes, each promising good luck if returned to its rightful owner. As he read them, he started smiling, realizing they were all birthday wishes from someone’s grandma. Turns out she’d accidentally sent her annual letter to everyone in town instead of just him. With a laugh, he drove back home, knowing his day had been made—and so would be that of many neighbors who received their unexpected messages of love.