About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Darrell Cochran’s office, a sign in the elevator reads: ‘If you fall here, it’s not our fault.’ One morning, a regular arrived early and found the sign had been altered—now it read: ‘If you sue us, we’ll make sure you fall!’ A delivery driver, rushing with coffee for Mr. Cochran, tripped over his own feet and landed flat on his back. Looking up, he saw the altered sign grinning down at him. With a groan, he muttered, 'Great, now I’m suing myself!'
2. In Darrell Cochran's waiting room, an old poster hangs above the magazines: 'Win Your Case Here—We Plead Guilty First!' A nervous client glances up and whispers to their friend, 'I hope they don't take that literally...' Finally called in, a middle-aged man enters, adjusting his glasses nervously. He looks around and asks, ‘So where’s Mr. Cochran?’ The receptionist smiles sweetly, ‘He’s in the back, pleading guilty already.’
3. In Darrell Cochran’s office, a curious clock on the wall starts ticking louder every time someone mentions their case is settled. One day, an enthusiastic delivery driver walked in, claiming he was owed millions for a minor fender-bender. The clock went berserk, drowning out everything else in the room. When it finally stopped, Mr. Cochran calmly said, ‘Next!’
4. At Darrell Cochran’s office, a receptionist once asked aloud, ‘Why does it take longer for clients to leave than they do to arrive?’ Another day, another client emerged from the consultation room with a perplexed look on their face. A delivery driver commented jokingly, ‘I’ve been here longer than my last trip to the DMV!’ Finally, an elderly neighbor quipped, ‘Maybe Mr. Cochran has some secret shortcut out back.’ Everyone laughed, and the receptionist smiled knowingly.