About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Mr. Citibank always wave from his office window?’ A security guard chuckled and replied, 'Oh, he’s not Mr. Citibank—just an old janitor who loves waving at everyone.' The delivery driver smiled, shaking his head, while thinking, 'Next time I’ll bring him some donuts!'
2. At closing time one day, an elderly gentleman approached the teller and said gravely, 'I’d like to withdraw my entire fortune.' The teller smiled warmly, replying, 'Sir, you don’t have an account here.' The man nodded knowingly, replying simply, 'No, but I heard they keep excellent records of it next door at Citibank!' Just then, a delivery driver walked in, panting heavily. ‘Hey,’ he said to the teller, ‘can you hold onto these packages for me?’ The old gentleman looked up with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Why, sonny,’ he drawled, ‘that’s exactly what I was doing!’
3. One afternoon, a young mother rushed into the bank with her toddler in tow. As she frantically explained to the cashier that their ATM card had been swallowed again, the little boy looked around and whispered, 'Mommy, why do they keep making banks so boring?' Just then, an old man shuffled up to the counter and asked for help with his checkbook. The cashier patiently explained how to balance it, while the kid leaned over and stage-whispered to his mom, ‘Mom, I think this place needs more games!’
4. At lunchtime, a man entered the bank carrying a large cardboard box under each arm. The tellers exchanged puzzled glances as he walked up to the counter and whispered something to himself. He suddenly opened both boxes simultaneously, revealing two identical stacks of envelopes filled with dollar bills. 'Just making a deposit,' he grinned sheepishly. Everyone burst out laughing—turns out he was just an enthusiastic new customer who thought it would be fun to surprise them.'