About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank and exclaimed, ‘I think I just parked in the president’s spot!’ The security guard looked down from his office and said, 'You might be right, but he usually parks on the other side of the building.' The delivery driver smiled sheepishly and moved his truck. As he did, an elderly gentleman walked out, shook his head, and muttered, 'Same thing happens every Monday.'
2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the Chase Bank teller and asked, 'Do you accept deposits in gold doubloons?' The teller smiled politely and replied, ‘We don’t take gold doubloons anymore, sir.’ The old man nodded wisely and said, ‘Ah well, I suppose times change,’ before leaving with a wave. A few minutes later, another customer—a delivery driver—walked up and asked if they could deposit some ancient coins. The teller gave him the same smile and said, “Not today.”
3. A few weeks ago, someone left a mysterious package on the Chase Bank parking lot. Curious passersby crowded around it, wondering what treasure lay inside. As they peered closer, an old man in a fedora emerged from nowhere and announced, ‘It’s just my lost lunchbox!’ Everyone burst out laughing, and soon enough, life returned to normal—except for one guy who insisted on checking his phone every time he parked there after that.}
4. One afternoon, a Chase Bank employee received an unusual message over the intercom: ‘Please inform everyone that today is National Donut Day, but donuts are strictly for employees only.’ Later that day, a delivery driver arrived with boxes of fresh pastries and asked the receptionist if she knew anything about donuts. She smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'It's our little secret.' The driver shrugged and said, 'Fine, I'll just eat them all myself!' Everyone had a good laugh.