$5 Notary

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular walked into the $5 Notary one day and asked curiously, ‘Why does everyone here seem so happy?’ The clerk smiled warmly and replied, 'Because here, everything costs just five dollars—even a smile!' The regular laughed and said, 'I’ll take ten smiles then,' leaving with a big grin on his face.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the $5 Notary one morning, puzzled by the strange humming sound coming from inside. He parked his truck and cautiously approached the door, wondering if anyone needed help. As he opened the door, a tiny old man in a suit emerged, waving a notarized document. 'Just finished my will,' he chirped. The delivery driver blinked, then laughed. 'Guess I missed the sign-up line!'

3. A sign appeared overnight on the door of the $5 Notary: ‘Notarize your dreams here—only $5!’ Curious neighbors started dropping in, hoping for miracles. Inside, a gruff but friendly old man named Mr. Posthumus sat behind his desk, notarizing everything from birth certificates to love letters. One day, a delivery driver arrived with an envelope marked ‘Top Secret.’ After notarizing it, Mr. Posthumus calmly said, ‘Now that’s official.’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just a package containing a cake for his birthday.

4. A foggy morning wrapped the streets in silence when a delivery driver pulled up to the $5 Notary, wondering why the usually bustling postal service was so quiet. As he approached the door, he heard a soft hum inside—a notary seal whirring away like an old record player. Inside, a gruff voice called out, ‘Next!’ Startled, our delivery driver saw only one customer: an elderly gentleman wearing a fedora and holding a stack of documents. The man signed something quickly and left without a word. Turning to the notary, the driver asked curiously, ‘What’s with that place?’ With a twinkle in his eye, the notary replied, “Ah, it’s just another day at the $5 Notary—where time stands still.”