About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an early riser was counting coins in the parking lot when he noticed something odd—all the pigeons were lining up in rows outside the bank's entrance. As he watched, they formed perfect lines, each bird standing still as if waiting for someone important to arrive. Curious, he approached closer and heard a faint humming coming from inside the bank. When he looked through the glass door, he saw all the employees dancing to some old-time jazz playing on the PA system. Turning around, he realized that the pigeons had been following the rhythm, bobbing their heads in time with the music.
2. A curious customer asked the teller one day: ‘Why does your bank have such long lines on Wednesdays?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘That’s because it’s Wednesday afternoon, sir—everyone comes to withdraw their weekly allowance.’ Just then, a delivery driver approached the counter, frowning. ‘I’ve been here since lunch,’ he grumbled. The teller winked: ‘Ah, you’re new around here. That’s why.’
3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to the U.S. Bank branch and exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen so many people counting money!' Upon hearing this, the delivery driver looked around suspiciously but saw no one unusual. A minute later, an elderly gentleman walked out with a small bag of coins, smiling broadly. ‘That’s our weekly count,’ he explained casually. The delivery guy relaxed, realizing it was just another day at the bank—until his truck started playing patriotic music on its own.
4. While waiting for her turn at the drive-thru window, a frustrated driver blurted out, 'I bet they have more cash than customers!' Finally, it was her turn. The teller smiled and said, ‘Actually, ma’am, today we’ve got exactly as much money as customers.’ A delivery driver in line snickered and muttered, ‘Guess that’s why they call it U.S. Bank!’