About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet morning in downtown Chicago when a Security Bank teller noticed something odd. A delivery driver kept arriving early, just before sunrise, and always left through the side door without going inside. Curious, the teller watched him one morning from her window. Turned out he delivered donuts—fresh every day—and left them on the counter with a note: ‘For your team, thanks for being so security-conscious!’ The whole office had a sweet surprise each morning after that.
2. A security guard at Security Bank muttered under his breath one day: ‘I’ve seen it all here—except for someone depositing a dinosaur.’ Then one morning, an excited delivery driver rushed in and exclaimed, 'I brought you something special!' The guard eyed him warily as the man placed what looked like a large cardboard box on the counter. After opening it, they both stared inside—only to discover a life-sized plastic dinosaur. The guard shook his head with a smile, muttering, 'Finally, someone deposits a dinosaur.'
3. At dawn, a Security Bank cashier noticed something peculiar on the security camera feed. A delivery driver kept arriving early each morning, but instead of leaving, he would quietly sit in his truck for hours. One day, a note appeared taped to the door: 'Bank Closed Today—Delivery Driver's Special.' The next morning, as the sun rose higher, another note was found: ‘Sorry for the inconvenience yesterday. Delivery today is delayed.’ The cashier shook their head and smiled, thinking, ‘What a character!’
4. One day, a delivery driver asked the Security Bank manager with a straight face: 'Do you accept Bitcoin?' The manager looked confused for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘Bitcoin? We only deal in dollars and cents here!’ The delivery guy grinned sheepishly and said, ‘Sorry, mate—just checking if my new cryptocurrency app works.’ They both shared a hearty laugh, and life went on as usual inside Security Bank.