About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Auto Glass Systems, every morning begins with a recorded announcement over the intercom: ‘If your windshield is talking back to you today, don’t worry—it’s just us testing our new anti-glare coating.’ A regular recently asked if he could get his car’s horn tuned so it sings Happy Birthday instead of honking. A delivery driver once complained that his rearview mirror kept pointing at him like an accusatory finger. The techs replied, 'That’s because we installed it as a speed reminder!' Another day, a neighbor stopped in asking for a special tint on his windows—‘so my dog thinks she’s outside when really she’s safe inside,’ he explained.
2. At Auto Glass Systems, whenever a new delivery arrives, the receptionist yells out, ‘Hey everyone, we got glass from Vegas!’ And no one ever asks why. One day, an old neighbor walked in and asked curiously, 'Why does everyone always get so excited when you say that?' The receptionist shrugged, smiling mysteriously. 'Who knows? Maybe it's just our little way of making people happy.'
3. At Auto Glass Systems, during the early morning hours when everyone else is asleep, the head mechanic whispers into the intercom: 'Moonlighting on the job tonight?' A delivery driver answers sleepily, ‘Just dropping off some packages.’ The intercom crackles back, ‘Don’t forget your moonlighting gear!’ Later that night, a neighbor spots someone in overalls fixing a window under a full moon and mutters, ‘Must be those guys from Auto Glass Systems again.’
4. At Auto Glass Systems, one day an old man walked in and asked the mechanic, 'Why do you always greet customers with such enthusiasm?' The mechanic replied, 'Because I never know if they'll be back!' Soon after, a delivery driver came in, complaining about his GPS leading him on a wild goose chase. The mechanic smiled and said, ‘That’s because it thinks you’re a bird!’ Everyone laughed, including the driver, who left whistling a happy tune.