Auto Advisors

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Auto Advisors garage, something strange started happening one morning when a delivery driver muttered, ‘I swear, my tire’s glowing!’ The mechanic looked puzzled but shrugged it off, saying, ‘Must be some new tire technology.’ Later that day, another neighbor pulled in and asked worriedly, ‘Is it normal for my headlights to turn blue?’ By evening, even the owner was scratching his head, muttering, ‘This place is becoming famous for weird stuff—maybe I should rename it “Odd Mechanics”!’

2. At Auto Advisors garage, one day an old timer walked in and asked, ‘Why does my car always start singing “Happy Birthday” whenever I bring it here?’ The mechanic scratched his head and replied, 'Well sir, turns out your car has a defective microphone picking up our conversations!' A few days later, everyone in town was surprised when they heard their cars humming along with the radio jingles during deliveries.

3. At Auto Advisors garage, one night after closing, a mechanic heard an odd humming sound coming from under the hood of an old truck. He peered inside curiously but found nothing unusual until he noticed that the engine seemed to be whispering its own tune. Curious, the mechanic leaned closer and realized it was just the truck’s radio, tuned to some distant station. With a smile, he turned it off—only for the truck to start singing along with him! Turns out, it had been stuck on an old country song all day. The next morning, everyone in the workshop woke up to the sound of banjos and whistling trucks.

4. At Auto Advisors garage, one afternoon, a delivery driver noticed a peculiar box on the loading dock. Curious, he opened it—and found himself staring at a vintage roadmap of nowhere. The map was so detailed that it even had an arrow pointing westward with the note: ‘This way to Nowhere Fast!’ The delivery driver laughed and decided to keep it as a joke gift for his friend who always got lost. From then on, whenever someone asked about strange happenings at Auto Advisors, they’d just smile and say, “Ah, must be those maps again.”