U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman entered U.S. Bank and approached the teller counter with a peculiar request. He asked for the largest denomination bill they had in stock. The teller smiled and handed him a crisp hundred-dollar bill. The old man counted it carefully, nodded, then said, 'Thank you, dear. This will cover my breakfast today.' And he left, whistling a merry tune. Since that day, whenever someone asks about the ‘largest denomination’ at U.S. Bank, everyone just smiles and shakes their heads.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the U.S. Bank drive-through window one afternoon, completely oblivious to the traffic behind him. The line of cars stretched for blocks as he frantically searched through boxes in the backseat. Finally, a neighbor leaned out their car window and asked, ‘Hey, do you know what time it is?’ With a sheepish smile, the delivery driver replied, ‘I’m not sure, but I found some free cookies!’ Everyone laughed, and the line moved forward with good spirits.

3. A little girl followed her mom into U.S. Bank one Saturday morning. As they walked past the ATM, she pointed excitedly: ‘Mommy, look! The machine is winking at us!’ Her mother smiled and said gently, ‘Honey, it’s just a light blinking on and off.’ But as they left, the ATM seemed to wink again—this time right after a delivery driver glanced over his shoulder with an embarrassed smile. Everyone in line burst out laughing, and the little girl turned around, beaming, thinking maybe machines do have secrets!’

4. A regular walked into U.S. Bank one evening, muttering under his breath, ‘I’m just gonna check my balance real quick.’ But when he looked at the screen, it read: ‘Welcome, Mr. Millionaire!’ The teller laughed and said, 'Sir, you must be thinking of another branch!' The man left, shaking his head but smiling. A few days later, a delivery driver came in, complaining that his account was overdrawn. The teller typed in some numbers and exclaimed, 'Mr. Billionaire, welcome!'