Rosauers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, as a regular pushed his shopping cart down Rosauers’ aisles, he heard a voice whispering behind him: ‘Don’t forget to grab some lucky bananas.’ Curious, he reached for a bunch of bananas and found they were glowing softly in the dark. As he added them to his basket, the whisper returned: 'And don’t miss the talking cereal boxes!' Turns out, every time he shopped there after that, something unexpected happened—like the bread aisle singing Happy Birthday or the eggs cracking jokes. It became his secret source of amusement until one day, checking out, he realized everyone else was laughing too.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Rosauers' loading dock with a truck full of fresh produce. As he unloaded crates of apples, he noticed something strange—each apple seemed to have a tiny note stuck inside. Curious, he opened one note and read: ‘To our best customer, happy shopping!’ Turns out, it was just an elaborate prank from a neighbor who wanted everyone to feel special. The next morning, people lined up not for groceries but to see whose note would be next.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Rosauers' loading dock with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. ‘What could be inside?’ whispered an excited neighbor, leaning out her window. As he opened it, a small, chirping bird flew out and perched on his shoulder. The next morning, everyone in town knew about the magical grocery store where you could buy anything—even live pets! Since then, locals often joke that Rosauers delivers more than just groceries.

4. Late one night, when Rosauers should have been quiet and empty, a security guard noticed something strange in the dairy section. A lone milk carton seemed to be moving on its own. Curious but cautious, he approached slowly. The carton stopped mid-motion, then tipped over, spilling cold milk everywhere. Turned out it was just an errant delivery driver who’d accidentally knocked it off his cart. The guard shook his head, muttering, ‘Another late-night adventure at Rosauers.’