Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a strange humming sound filled the air. The humming grew louder, and suddenly, a small robotic arm extended from the package, greeting him cheerfully in a deep voice. 'Good evening!' it said. The delivery driver blinked several times before realizing it was just the new security system. 'Welcome to Chase Bank,' the robot added helpfully. The next morning, everyone in town knew not to take the nightly greetings too seriously.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank with an unusual package. The security guard scanned it curiously and announced over the intercom: ‘Attention all employees—we have just received a deposit from Fort Knox!’ Everyone rushed out to see what was happening, only to discover that the mysterious package contained nothing more than a box of donuts labeled ‘Welcome to Chase!’ Turns out, it was just a friendly gesture from a neighboring bakery.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank and turned on his headlights. Suddenly, from inside the building came a sound like someone playing the kazoo very badly. The guard ignored it at first, but then realized he could make out the words: ‘Overdraft fee… overdraft fee…’ Finally, the guard couldn’t take it anymore and went inside. To his surprise, an old man in a suit was sitting behind the counter, playing a kazoo and counting money. ‘I’m just testing our new teller,’ he explained with a smile. The guard shook his head and walked away, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll believe my ears.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank with an old suitcase full of something heavy. ‘Is this where I’m supposed to leave it?’ he asked aloud, glancing around nervously. Just then, a friendly neighborhood security guard approached and said, 'Hey, you're in the right place. This is Chase!' The delivery driver relaxed, laughing sheepishly as he realized his mistake. 'Guess I was too tired,' he admitted. 'Next time I'll know better than to deliver money to my own house!'