About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Vernon Claville’s office and asked curiously: ‘Why does Mr. Claville always seem so serious when he comes out to sign for our packages?’ Mr. Claville never seemed to notice anything around him except those important-looking documents in his hands. A neighbor once joked that if an alien landed right next to him, Vernon would just sign for its UFO parts without even blinking. Turns out, it was all true—until one day, when a package labeled ‘Interstellar Arbitration Papers’ arrived.
2. A young intern nervously knocked on Vernon's door one afternoon. ‘Sir,’ she stammered, ‘I can’t seem to find my way out of here!’ ‘Don’t worry, miss,’ Vernon smiled gently, tapping his pen thoughtfully. ‘You’re in my office, not a maze.’ He stood up and pointed towards an open door. ‘Just follow that hallway until you see the elevators.’ The intern gave him a grateful smile as he returned to his desk, muttering under his breath, ‘Another day, another lost intern…’
3. Late one night, a neighbor passing by Vernon Claville's office heard an eerie humming coming from inside. Curious, they peered through the window and saw Vernon sitting motionless behind his desk, lips slightly moving as if whispering something. The neighbor tapped on the door gently. ‘Mr. Claville?’ he whispered. No response. Inside, Vernon continued muttering, oblivious to everything but his own thoughts. Finally, with a smile, the neighbor said aloud, ‘Hey, Vernon, you’re not billing time for talking to yourself, are you?’
4. Early in the morning, before the first coffee had been brewed, someone started leaving mysterious notes on Vernon Claville’s door. The notes read: ‘Your briefcase is missing a staple.’ Curious but not alarmed, Vernon checked his belongings—only to realize he was out of staples for weeks. Finally, one note simply said: ‘Coffee machine needs cleaning.’ With a laugh, Vernon cleaned it and found a pot of freshly brewed coffee waiting below. The mystery ended with him buying a new stapler and inviting everyone who left the notes over for breakfast.