About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into U.S. Bank and asked the teller for help with his account. After a few minutes of conversation, he looked around suspiciously and whispered something into her ear. The teller nodded solemnly, then turned on the PA system and announced: 'Ladies and gentlemen, we have just received word that our vault is filled with nothing but marshmallows!' A delivery driver overheard the announcement and calmly walked up to the counter. Smiling, he said, ‘Excuse me, I’ve got a truckload of marshmallows here—can you verify my order?’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the teller who shook her head and replied, ‘No sir, today’s just another ordinary day.’
2. A customer approached the cashier one day and asked, 'Do you accept deposits in dollars or cents?' The cashier smiled and replied, ‘We take both, sir.’ The man nodded thoughtfully before adding, ‘I see… but what if I want to deposit half-dollars?’ The entire bank lobby burst into laughter as everyone realized that he was completely serious.
3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with a truckload of mysterious packages. As he unloaded, passersby noticed boxes labeled only ‘Top Secret’. Suddenly, a neighbor walked by and asked curiously, 'What’s in those top-secret boxes?' The driver grinned sheepishly and replied, 'Just some new ATMs for our bank.' Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day at U.S. Bank.
4. A little girl followed her father into U.S. Bank one afternoon. As he stood in line, she tugged on his sleeve and whispered, ‘Daddy, why does everyone here keep counting their money so quietly?’ Her dad smiled down at her and whispered back, ‘Honey, they’re not counting money— they’re just checking if it’s still theirs.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then giggled as a delivery driver behind them absentmindedly counted something under his breath.