About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath as he unloaded crates of bananas. ‘These things always slip through my fingers,’ he muttered, and sure enough, one banana bounced off his head and landed in an old lady’s shopping basket with a resounding thud. The old lady looked up, smiled warmly and said, 'Thank you, dear!' The delivery driver shook his head, grinned, and continued his work. From that day on, whenever anyone asked him about his most memorable moment at Seattle Super Market, he’d simply say, 'That banana incident.'
2. At dawn, an early bird shopper noticed something odd on the market’s PA system: ‘Attention, please collect your floating shopping bags from the north aisle.’ Curious, she approached the aisle and found dozens of colorful plastic bags gently drifting in the air like a miniature storm. A nearby delivery driver shrugged, saying, 'Must be those new anti-theft balloons they installed.' As customers laughed and helped each other gather their bags, a neighbor commented, 'Guess Seattle's windy days even blow supermarkets around now!'
3. At nightfall, a security guard patrolled the aisles, listening intently for any unusual sounds. Suddenly, he heard a faint whisper coming from behind the cheese section. Curious, he approached and found only an empty cart. But as he turned around, he saw a loaf of bread waving its wrapper in greeting. The guard smiled and whispered back, ‘Hello, Seattle Super Market!’
4. At midnight, a cashier whispered to herself, ‘I’m sure I just saw that box of bananas smiling back at me.’ Suddenly, an aisle stockboy called out, ‘Me too!’ and pointed towards the apples. The cashier giggled nervously, thinking maybe it was just her imagination running wild. But then, from behind the cheese counter, someone shouted, “Hey, I see those carrots laughing!” Before she could react, everyone in the store started whispering and pointing at different fruits and vegetables. Realizing they were all having fun, the cashier smiled and said softly, ‘Guess tonight’s the night for produce pranks.’