About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Perfect Calc’s loading dock and noticed something unusual in the back of his truck—a small envelope taped to the steering wheel. Curious, he opened it to find a note scribbled in pencil: ‘If you see this, come inside after your shift ends.’ The driver shrugged and thought, ‘What the heck,’ so he went inside around closing time. There was an old accountant behind the counter, counting change with meticulous care. The man smiled warmly and said, “Welcome, my friend. I’m glad you came. We’ve been missing your deliveries.” And that was how Perfect Calc hired its most reliable night auditor ever—an enthusiastic delivery driver who never missed a beat.'
2. A new employee arrived early one morning, eagerly logging into their computer. As they did so, an old calculator on the desk started humming softly, then began printing out pages of perfect calculations—all without anyone touching it. Soon enough, the whole office was buzzing with excitement. A delivery driver even stopped by later that day, curious about the commotion. When he saw the printer spewing out flawless figures, he joked, ‘Guess someone’s been cheating on Excel!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe Perfect Calc wasn’t such a mystery after all.
3. At dawn, when most accountants were still dreaming of spreadsheets, an unusual visitor appeared outside Perfect Calc's window. A delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package, asking only for Mr. Excel himself. The door opened slowly, and out stepped an old cat named Figment, who purred as he accepted the parcel. By sunset, everyone knew that Perfect Calc had become the neighborhood’s unofficial feline café.
4. At midnight, when even accountants’ dreams turn to balance sheets, a strange sound echoed through Perfect Calc’s empty offices. Someone—or something—was tapping away on keyboards with eerie precision. Curious, an office janitor approached the source of noise and found only a dusty calculator humming softly. Turned out, it was just an old machine from the 90s, forgotten amidst the digital revolution. The next morning, everyone laughed it off as another urban legend—except for one guy who swore he saw a ghostly reflection in the screen while no one else was around.