About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked angrily: ‘Why did you run out of my favorite brand again?’ The pharmacist shrugged and replied with a smile: ‘It’s not us—it’s the Outpatient Pharmacy next door!’ A few days later, a neighbor stopped by and asked curiously: ‘Hey, why do people keep complaining about your pharmacy?’ The pharmacist grinned and said: “Oh, they’re not complaining about us—they’re talking about our friendly competitor down the street!” And so, the legend of the ever-mysterious Outpatient Pharmacy continued.
2. At dawn, when most pharmacies were still locked tight, a delivery driver pulled up to Outpatient Pharmacy with a puzzled look on his face. He opened the back door and exclaimed, 'Didn’t I just deliver here last night?' A neighbor happened to be walking by and asked what was going on. With a straight face, the delivery driver replied, ‘I guess I’m just delivering to myself.’ The neighbor laughed so hard he almost forgot why he was out that early in the morning.
3. At midnight, when the moonlight filtered through the pharmacy windows, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the loading bay—a mysterious bottle labeled ‘Super Sleep Elixir.’ Curious, he picked it up and read the label. Inside was a note scribbled in shaky handwriting: 'For insomniacs only—shake well before use!' The next morning, everyone in town was awake at dawn, except for one sleep-deprived pharmacist who kept nodding off while restocking shelves.
4. At closing time, when the last customer had left and only night shift employees remained, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Next patient for pick-up—Mr. Johnson, prescription for three-eyed fish.' One of the night-shift pharmacists raised an eyebrow. ‘Three-eyed fish?’ she whispered to her colleague. They both laughed softly until they heard the intercom again: ‘And Mr. Johnson’s payment method is… cryptocurrency.’