About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular asked the teller, ‘Why does Chase always seem to run out of pennies?’ The teller shrugged and replied, ‘Maybe they’re all in the vault planning an escape.’ A few days later, a delivery driver asked the same question. The teller smiled and said, ‘They must be on strike—demanding better wages for their hard penny!’
2. A customer approached the counter one afternoon and asked the teller, 'Do you know why Chase keeps changing its mind?' The teller smiled and replied, ‘No, sir, I don’t.’ The man leaned in conspiratorially and whispered, ‘Because they can’t make up their minds whether to be a bank or a coffee shop!’ Everyone in line burst out laughing, including the teller, who later that day put out a pot of free coffee for customers.
3. At dawn, when most banks are quiet as church mice, someone began leaving cryptic notes in Chase's mail slot. "Your balance is higher than you think!" read the first one. The notes continued for weeks, each more puzzling than the last. Finally, a regular customer solved the riddle and posted his own note: 'Dear Chase, your balance IS higher—by exactly what you owe me!' The whole neighborhood burst out laughing, and no one ever took those mysterious messages too seriously again.
4. At dawn, when most banks are quiet as church mice, a delivery driver pulled up to the Chase branch with an unusual package. The teller took it without question, but later that day, everyone in town started receiving mysterious notes inside their envelopes. It turned out the package contained slips of paper with a simple message: ‘Your balance is now funny money.’ Soon, townspeople were laughing as they tried to spend their newfound wealth on coffee or groceries—only to be told by confused cashiers, ‘Sorry, sir, we don’t accept jokes here!’