Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl walked into her local Bank of America branch and asked the teller, ‘Why does your ATM smile at me?’ The staff just shrugged it off as a kid’s imagination until other customers started noticing the same thing. Soon enough, everyone in town was talking about the smiling ATM. A delivery driver even brought donuts for the whole bank staff as thanks for keeping such an interesting secret. Finally, one day, an IT guy confessed that he’d installed a small LED light to surprise his colleagues—it accidentally got stuck on 'smile'. And ever since then, Bank of America became known around town as the place where even machines had good days.

2. While waiting in line one day, an impatient customer growled at the teller: ‘Why is it always so slow here?’ The teller calmly replied, ‘Sir, our ATM just learned patience.’ Just then, a delivery driver approached and asked if anyone had seen his package. The teller smiled and said, 'It’s right behind you, sir—you’ve been carrying it around all morning!'

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the Bank of America, he swore he heard someone humming classical music from inside the vault. Curious, he tiptoed closer and peered through the window—only to see an old security guard diligently practicing his violin. Turns out, it was just his way of keeping the rats away. The delivery driver left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking, ‘Now that’s dedication!’

4. One afternoon, while standing in line, an elderly gentleman turned to his companion and whispered, 'I bet they use special ink for these deposit slips—ink that changes color when you lie.' Just then, a delivery driver approached the counter, clearly flustered. The teller asked him something, and he stammered out an answer. Everyone held their breath as the slip changed from plain blue to bright pink. A hushed gasp went through the crowd, but no one laughed—they were too busy trying not to smile. Finally, an old lady next to me nudged her husband and said, ‘Told ya!’