About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an accountant named Alan K. Williamson left his office at 'Alan K. Williamson, CPA, P.S.' and headed home. As he walked down the quiet street, a strange figure appeared in the window of an empty house across from his building. The figure seemed to be doing something odd with a stack of old ledgers… Curious, Alan approached closer. The figure turned around, revealing itself to be just an elderly neighbor, a regular, who was organizing his own long-forgotten accounts for fun. They both laughed, realizing that sometimes life is as complicated—and as simple—as a pile of old ledgers.
2. Late one night, an accountant named Alan K. Williamson was working diligently when he heard over the intercom: ‘Attention, please: your tax return has been audited by a very particular IRS agent—she prefers cash.’ Alan quickly counted his cash reserves and realized it would take weeks to prepare. Desperate, he asked a regular for help. The next morning, Alan found himself standing in front of the IRS office with a pizza and a smile. Turns out, the mysterious auditor was just hungry.
3. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Alan K. Williamson’s office building and noticed something unusual in the loading bay—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper with no return address. Curious, he opened it to find an old calculator, some dusty papers, and a note reading: ‘To Alan K. Williamson—just sayin’ hello from your future neighbor.’ Turns out, the delivery driver was now renting the office next door.
4. Late one night, an accountant named Alan K. Williamson was closing up shop when he noticed something odd on his desk. A small envelope, addressed simply to ‘Mr. Williamson,’ lay there, its contents unknown. Curious, he opened it—only to discover a neatly typed letter from himself, dated several days in the future, warning him of an unexpected audit. Confused and slightly spooked, Alan quickly closed the envelope and locked everything up tight. The next morning, he arrived early only to find another envelope waiting for him—this time with a note from his future self congratulating him on passing the audit without any issues. Turns out, it was just a prank played by a regular delivering some funny letters.