About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an unusual announcement came over Scottsdale Health Insurance’s intercom: ‘Attention, all employees—your health insurance is now covered for unexplained absences.’ Employees looked at each other in confusion until a delivery driver joked, 'Guess I can take that extra-long lunch today!' Soon everyone was taking advantage of the unexpected perk. The CEO, scratching his head, muttered, 'I guess no one ever thought to cancel this policy.'
2. One day, a delivery driver dropped off a package with a mysterious note: ‘Insurance policies for everyone who enters today.’ Employees watched curiously as customers filed in, each receiving a free policy—whether they wanted one or not. A few days later, an elderly gentleman came in complaining, 'I never asked for health insurance, but now I can't get rid of it!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life delivers unexpected benefits.
3. One afternoon, as employees were settling in for their lunch break, the office PA crackled to life: 'Important message from management: please ensure your health insurance is up-to-date before leaving work today.' A delivery driver overheard it and rushed back to his van, only to discover he’d left his insurance documents at home. Desperate, he called his wife, who calmly replied, ‘Honey, I deleted that email months ago.’ The whole office spent the rest of the day laughing so hard they forgot to update their policies.
4. In the quiet parking lot of Scottsdale Health Insurance one morning, a curious object caught the eye of a passing pedestrian—a small, unmarked box left conspicuously on the pavement. Curiosity got the better of them, and upon closer inspection, they found a note inside reading: ‘Free health advice for anyone who can solve this riddle.’ The box contained nothing but an old puzzle book. A delivery driver commented jokingly, ‘Guess they wanted to lure someone in with some good ol’ brain teasers!’