About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular walked into Hasner Law PC and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you ever hear strange noises coming from the basement?’ The receptionist shrugged, ‘Not really, but I’ve heard some odd thumps down there.’ Just then, a delivery driver popped his head in and said, ‘Hey, did anyone hear that?’ They all looked at each other and smiled—apparently, it was just the law firm’s new filing cabinet settling in.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Hasner Law PC one afternoon with a package for Mr. Hasner. As he approached the door, he noticed an unusual sign on the wall: 'If you see something suspicious, say something funny.' Curious, he knocked, and when the receptionist answered, he asked, 'What should I say?' The receptionist smiled and said, ‘Just tell him your tire is flat—even if it isn’t!’ The delivery guy went in, made his joke, and soon enough, Mr. Hasner emerged from his office laughing so hard he spilled coffee everywhere. It turned out that day was just another quirky moment at Hasner Law PC.
3. A small boy was walking past Hasner Law PC when he noticed something unusual. As he approached the entrance, he saw a pigeon sitting on the steps, not pecking for crumbs or cooing, but tapping its beak against the marble like it was counting something. The boy leaned in closer and watched as the bird stopped tapping suddenly and looked up at him with an odd expression. Just then, one of the lawyers inside glanced out the window, saw the pigeon and yelled, ‘Hey, that’s our new secretary’s first day!’ The little boy burst into laughter, realizing the bird had been practicing his typing skills.
4. In the middle of a routine Monday morning, an urgent announcement crackled over Hasner Law PC’s intercom: 'Attention all employees—your coffee is now officially free until further notice!' Everyone cheered, and for the rest of that week, the office buzzed with joy as everyone savored their freshly brewed cups. But on Friday afternoon, someone whispered that the coffee fairy might be running low on magic dust. By Monday, though, the intercom chirped again: 'Coffee freedom continues!' Turns out, it was just a friendly prank from the managing partner who loved seeing his team happy.